Alexa! What’s The Weather?

When you Know

He asks
about the
weather
of all
things
I only
want to
know
the temperature

Are we warm
are we hot
is it freezing
are we off?
Is it humid
rainy or wet?
Are we 90
degrees
or are we
going to freeze?

I asked
what our
temperature
currently was
his final
answer is
I am
90 degrees
to him hot

Are we warm
are we hot
is it freezing
are we off?
Is it humid
rainy or wet?
Are we 90
degrees
or are we
going to
flash flood?

Sometimes it’s
snowing
and sometimes
there’s freezing
rain
and then sleet
Watch out
for the
black ice
it can be
deadly you see

Are we warm
are we hot
is it freezing
are we off?
Is it humid
rainy or wet?
Are we 90
degrees
or are we
going to melt?

What is
your temp?
May I
take it?
Will you lie
about this
as well?
Alexa never
lies but
she will

Are we on?
Are we off?
Are we
lights out?
I never know
so daily
I ask:
“Alexa!
What’s the weather?”
She knows the temp
saying
“Today it’s going
to scorch!”

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